Did you know the Archangel Gabriel, who announced to the Virgin Mary that the Holy Ghost would impregnate her with the baby Jesus is, among other things, the Patron Saint of Customer Service and Communications? No? Well, neither did we. But all manner of angels abound here at The Vampire’s Wife and none more beautiful and graceful and Geisha-like and unassuming and serene and super-capable as our Dionne, the girl at the other end of the line, who keeps you happy, dear customer, and us happy too. We love you, darling Dionne.