Tips on looking after your husband on International Women's Day

Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting, if you can. His boring day may need a lift. We highly recommend you wear The Vampire’s Wife. Your husband will go crazy for it! We highly recommend you wear The Vampire’s Wife. Your husband will go crazy for it! We highly recommend you wear The Vampire’s Wife. Your husband will go crazy for it! We highly recommend you wear The Vampire’s Wife. Your husband will go crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Extract from 1950 Home Economics Book (mostly)