My husband’s first love

I came down for breakfast this morning wearing a long, black velvet Vampire’s Wife dress and my husband commented that I looked like Morticia Addams from the 1960s TV show, The Addam’s Family. He said that she was his first great love. He said that he experienced his first pulses of arousal as a young boy sitting in front of the black and white TV, watching Morticia in her long, black gown, cutting the heads off roses. Ah ha! I thought! Suddenly everything makes sense! Then he said he had spent his whole life looking for his Morticia and was pleased to see that he had finally found her. Well, isn’t that sweet…I think…

Love, Susie x

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